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i wish i was an airplane pilot because at random points during the flight i would go on the intercom and just scream
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
(Source: lookingforcastiel)
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
vivalaausten replied to your post: I just realized that I don’t actually have any…
they’re nice to have. even i get sick of only having girls to talk to.
Yup well too bad I don’t have any :3
An alarm clock which will only switch off if you smile at it. A genius and potentially catastrophically annoying concept by Kim Jungwoo.
This is going to be every morning
(Source: meandsam)